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Name:
  HAL

Likes:
  Silence, coin collecting, reading binary

Dislikes:
  Sitcoms, theme parks, joy

Sign:
  Stop

Favorite quote:
  01000110 01100101 01100001 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101111 01110100 00101110

Reason not hired at West:
  Responded to interview questions with series of flashes and blinking lights
  *Reason #53: They never get your jokes.

Why did the robot cross the road? To achieve binary perfection. (It’s robot humor, you wouldn’t get it).

Robot humor not your thing? It’s not ours, either. That’s why at West, we don’t hire robots. We’re looking for real people with real personalities… and a real sense of fun. If this sounds like you, check out some of our real opportunities.

 


 
 
 
 
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